Another load of Waffle from BAZ.

Kirkstone pass overlooks Ambleside and so does Wansfell, now on Wednesday night the fells namesake was trying his best to keep pace with well,all of them that were running in the seniors, and having got to halfway he took one look at the uphill climb to the summit and declared change my name back to Boston -at least its flat.

I had Little Messy winning three out of four at Helton , there has only been three meets,  answer – It will win the next one at Helton.

Four wise men sheltering from the rain ,names- Dave, Les, Tony, and  Et Moi. Sweets came out ,Which one said “No thanks” I am allergic to Nuts and who said “there’s four here”

Haven’t mentioned the driving  lately .

Susan Glaister went around the  roundabout at Penrith last week twice ,so not  to be outdone, her indoors decided she liked the view at Cockermouth on Thursday and tootled around in similar fashion from now  they will be known as Zebedee and Ermintrude.

Quote of the week after failing to catch Marlou at Kirkstone , Victor Brownlee said ” The catchers moved forward and the hound couldn’t see me ”

Foixparke Saucy Nancy , it is on the cards that next season Foxparke Worzel Gummidge- Foxparke  Barbara Windsor.

Nap Hand is five – four winners is lucky- don’t play cards with me

Cuchulainn finally got his head in front and what does it mean in Irish. One of the visiting Irish lads told me what it meant and what he should call his next years pup. He is known as the Hound of Ulster , his mother is Deichtine ,sister of Conchobar Mac Nessa (Simpson). Next Season SETANTA., ( bookies and entry clerks can spell that).

Remember the other week when it was reported that a binocular lens had been found and it was in the possession of the secretary.

The finder of the part was “Big John” timekeeper and general ” whatever”and the person who lost the part none other than “Big John”. You couldn’t make it up !!!