Baz’s Birthday blog.

Shock of the week goes jointly to Neil Brown and Billy Birkett on receiving a ‘jolt ‘when touching a ‘live’  gate and also Bill was in the wars when Persian Gold decided to negotiate the small gap between his  legs and gave his ‘meat and two veg’ a nudge , “OW”.

Saying of the week ‘The winner didn’t win’ appropriated to someone who shall remain nameless and the same person has been entered in an event taking place on Saturday at the ‘crab’.

She’ll be the one standing under the’ Westgate’ with her head in a collar.

Keith Lynch’s van doubled in price this week only to go back to its original value when he recovered the prize money from behind the engine. Where there’s a will there’s a way!
Phil Graham last week laid his  fiftieth trail of the season. Phil was chuffed about his achievement until he met Dickie Smithson who told him ‘ 121 in a season beat that’.

The roadside wall collapsed at Eshdale on Saturday. Told Tony it wont take long to repair without  realising that it was rather wide and most of the fallen stone was in the field.

Also ta to those who helped me and la’al Pat to clear the road.

‘Foxparke Invisibles!

We know what you meant – ‘ Would you mind scouting the last road please because the chap who is scouting has ‘parkies’ and needs a break.

If you hear Les Hudson shouting ‘Doll’ when Doll isn’t running ,it is because he calls everything’ doll ‘, that’s according to Jeanette, who I think is blowing up things out of proportion.

Tommy Newall is going bionic and wont be shouting ‘Trailllllllllllllll or judging for the rest of the season, we wish him well and just to squash a rumour John Toni Palmer will not be replacing him as he wont be able to see the tape for smoke!